Punctuation

An English professor wrote the words: ~ A woman without her man is nothing ~ On the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the males in the class wrote : "A woman, without her man, is nothing."
All the females in the class wrote : "A woman: without her, man is nothing." :P

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